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  1. we two who and who?
  咱俩谁跟谁阿

  2. how are you ? how old are you?
  怎么是你,怎么老是你?

  3. you don“t bird me,I don“t bird you
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

  4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together !
  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

  5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  有事起奏,无事退朝

  7. You Give Me Stop!!
  你给我站住!

  8. know is know noknow is noknow
  知之为知之,不知为不知…

  9. WATCH SISTER
  表妹

  11. American Chinese not enough
  美中不足

  13. heart flower angry open
  心花怒放

  14. go past no mistake past
  走过路过,不要错过

  15. 小明:I am sorry!
  老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
  老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!

  16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
  要钱没有,要命一条

  17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  我叫李老大,今年25。

  18. you have two down son。
  你有两下子。

  19. as far as you go to die
  有多远,死多远!!!!

  20. I give you face you don“t want face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

  21. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!
  龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

  22. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  我叫李老大,今年 25 。

  23. good good study,day day up
  好好学习,天天向上

  24. horse horse tiger tiger
  马马虎虎

  25. go and look!
  走着瞧

  26. go to head
  去个头

  27. give you some color see see
  给你点颜色看看

  28. how are you?
  怎么是你?

  29. red face konw me
  红颜知己

  30. PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA
  人山人海

  31. we are one home people
  我们是一家人

  32. Do morning fuck every day!
  每天都做早操

  33. you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!
  有话快说,有屁快放!

  34. FUCK DO COMPUTER!
  操作电脑

  35. no door
  没门儿

  36. you want money,i have no,you want life,i have one
  要钱没有,要命一条~~

  37. no nessaryy old three old four.
  不要老三老四

  38. High High Sex Sex go big Year!!!
  高高兴兴过大年!!

  39. this killer is not very cool
  这个杀手不太冷

  40. People mountain people sea!
  人山人海

  41. I Feel it difficult to pass。
  我感到很难过

  42. Three heart two meaning!
  三心二意

  43. Look through autumn water!
  望穿秋水

  44. Blue who say and the who’s!
  不入虎穴焉得虎子

  45. 昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:“hello?”
  老外:“hi.”
  前台小姐:“you have what thing?” (你有什么事?)
  老外:“can you speak english?” (你会讲英语吗)
  前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” (如果我不会说,那我现在说的什么)
  老外:“can anybody else speak english? ” (还有谁能讲英语吗)
  前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” (你自己看看,所有人都在玩呢,都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意就走你)
  老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” (我的上帝,这儿有谁会说英语吗)
  前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.” (喊什么喊,安静点,你究竟有什么事)
  老外:“i want to speak to your head.” (我想和你的领导谈谈)
  前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.” (头不在,明再来吧)

  46. no three no four
  不三不四

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